It started out as a typical day. The Winslow family were all trying to relax as normal. Their friends Waldo, Maxine, and Stefan were by as normal. And, as normal, their relaxation was interrupted by Steve Urkel. But on this particular day, Steve had went too far. After blowing up the kitchen, setting fire to the next door neighbor's shrubbery, and signing up the entire family to volunteer for the Save the Slugs Fundraiser, Laura screamed, "That's it! I've had enough of Steve! I can't take him anymore."

"Well, Carl and I have finally found a way to do it," said Harriette. "We found this island off the coast of Hawaii that no one knows about. It's called Rosetta Island, and it has no inhabitants at all."

"Well what are we waiting for?" said Laura. "Let's go."

So without letting Steve know, the entire group headed off to the Rosetta Island. Little did they realize why no one lives on Rosetta Island... it's a barren wasteland of an island with no kind of commercial products all around. But they didn't care, because they were away from Steve.

Slowly the bliss turned into madness. With Steve not around to bug them, the Winslow family and friends started to bug each other. They had also become well adapted to island life... almost too adapted. When the guys went on a rampage on how the women weren't pulling their weight and the women called them chauvenist pigs, they split up into two tribes. The guys were the Murtagh tribe and the women were the Shimata tribe.

But even that did not help everyone getting mad at each other until they came up with a solution. "So it's settled," said Carl. "Each week, we were participate in immunity challenges. The tribe that loses must vote one member of their tribe off the island and back to Chicago to live with... gulp... Steve Urkel!"

The Murtagh Tribe	The Shimata Tribe
Name: Carl Occupation: Police Sergeant Reason For Stevival: Can't stand Steve constantly hurting him physically with his prat falls and weird inventions.	Name: Harriette Occupation: Dept. Store Display Designer Reason for Stevival: Found her on-screen time considerable less ever since Urkel entered the picture.
Name: Richie Occupation: Elementary School Student Reason for Stevival: Steve's presence bothered his mother Rachel so much that she moved out... without him!	Name: Rachel Occupation: Writer/Singer Reason for Stevival: Steve's presence bothered her so much that she moved out... without her own son!
Name: Eddie Occupation: Police Officer Reason for Stevival: He's lost a lot of girlfriends due to Steve's big mouth.	Name: Judy Occupation: Middle School Student Reason for Stevival: Steve made such a big presence in the household that was she vanished completely!
Name: Waldo Occupation: Chef/Tap Dancer Reason for Stevival: He's tired of Steve's constant dumb jokes.	Name: Laura Occupation: Graduate Student Reason for Stevival: She's been constantly admired/obsessed by Steve ever since they first met.
Name: Stefan Occupation: Model Reason for Stevival: Being created by Steve has made it hard for him to get his own identity.	Name: Maxine Occupation: Hair Stylist Reason for Stevival: Steve's a nerd... is there any other reason?