What are the lyrics to "The Urkel Dance"?
"The Urkel Dance"
Now if you want to do the Steve Urkel Dance
All you have to do is hitch up your pants
Bend your knees and stick up your pelvis
I'm tellin you baby, it's better than Elvis
(Instrumental)
Do it
Do it
Everybody
Do the Urkel Dance
Now point your fingers up to the sky
And talk through your nose way up high
Spin and dip and jump and cavort
And finish it off with a laugh and snort
Heh Heh Heh [Snort]
Heh Heh Heh [Snort]
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Ohhhhh
(Instrumental)
Do it
Do it
Everybody
Do the Urkel Dance
Do the Urkel
Do the ur-ur-ur-ur-ur-ur-ur-Urkel
Do the urkel
Do the ur-ur-ur-ur-ur-ur-ur-Urkel
Do it
Do it
Every body
Do the Urkel Dance
What are the words to "When Father Carves The Duck"?
This is part of the poem. It comes from the episode, "A Matter Of Principle". If anyone can get hold of the whole poem, please send it to me at urkelnet@andremeadows.com.
We all look on with anxious eyes
When father carves the duck,
And mother amost always sighs
When father carves the duck
Then all of us prepare to rise
And hold our bibs before our eyes
And be prepared for some surprise
When father carves the duck.
